Demotivation CD for hiking in the Grand Canyon
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Demotivation CD for hiking in the Grand Canyon ttttt
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directions to my former apartment
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here we are
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eHarmony Profile
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This is the profile I ended up with when I was a member of eHarmony.
I had been on the site for a few months and wanted to quit but they kept sending me matches but saying I had to pay up or I'd never get to read about or contact the dream come true they had found just for me.
Eventually I completely changed my profile in an attempt to stop the matches from coming, but their "29-steps of compatibility" screening process yielded even more matches to the new profile than the old. Now, THOSE girls I'd like to meet!
I hope you get a good laugh out of it.
Enjoy,
-Gregor
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Letter from US Dept. of Transportation
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This is an incredibly scary letter I got informing me of a very serious violation I had committed, the fines and jail time I was facing, the seriousness of the matter, etc., then letting me off THIS time with just a warning.
I was getting on a plane and they help up the flight for half an hour because I had a lighter in my suitcase. A lighter. It wasn't even carry-on. I had checked the bag. Lunacy.
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Happy Hijacking Day
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Happy Hijacking Day
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Really, REALLY offensive "humor"
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Really, REALLY offensive "humor"
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